Have I mentioned I married a 5 year old? My BH has this ridiculous love of removing bookmarks from my books when I'm not looking... and also when I am. Sometimes, he will specifically seek out my book when I'm not in the room and take my bookmark out entirely... and sometimes he will just move it to a completely different section of the book. I never used to keep track of what page I was on, now I have to! I have to at least get a general idea of where I am in the book every time I put it down or else he'll catch me when I least expect it and I'll have no clue where to pick it up. When I pick it up and he's done this, he is SO proud of himself. I wish I could take a picture with my eyes so you could see this joyful/devilish look on his face, and record the he's-so-damn-proud-of-himself laughter that comes afterwards. I feel like typing it just doesn't do it justice.
In conclusion, I think this is a very good justification for why I need a Kindle for Christmas. :)